The night before Mr. Umbrella's friend's wedding, we were invited to begin celebrating the couple's love with an open house at the groom's parents' house in Topeka, Kansas.
The beautiful (and sweetly typical) view of the Midwest ALMOST made me take back this statement I had previously made to Mr. Umbrella: I wish you were from Hawaii instead of Kansas. Seeing Hawaii 2x would be way better than seeing Kansas 2x.
(Keyword being ALMOST)